"I learned to touch myself with the force last night." #ThingsNeverSaidInStarWars
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Replying to @saladinahmed
[if you don't think this is part of luke's arc btw you're in deep denial]]
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Replying to @saladinahmed
like if you're a thus-far-probably-unlaid teenager & you learn you can touch stuff with invisible energy, your junk is def day one business
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Replying to @saladinahmed
I dunno it wouldn't feel like anything it'd just be like having magnets on your dick
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Replying to @arthur_affect
I feel like we're going off a nerd cliff in an uncomfortable embrace right now
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Replying to @saladinahmed
it's not like he's Green Lantern, who clearly could make a green energy fleshlight or even a green energy real doll
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hell he could even make his green energy girlfriend move and speak as long as he could maintain his unyielding will
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