For some reason the thought of drinking Trump Water makes me queasier than the thought of eating Trump Steaks
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How long do you have to boil Trump Water to be 100% sure all the little Trumps are dead
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Will they sell Trump Water in tinted bottles so you can't tell it's slightly orange
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Seriously though there's no chance Trump Water wouldn't just be New Jersey tap water sold at 1000% markup
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