Is that a slam from Jones? Vampires get shit done.
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He can't go outside without slathering himself in orange goo to protect him from the sun, he keeps trying to convince us he eats human food
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Just based on how he acts he clearly doesn't have a reflection in a mirror
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wait, in a race that involved Ted Cruz and his totally non-vampiric spokesman Rick Tyler?
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