I do have to give iZombie credit for being a success well after both the "zombie" and "i-" brands had hit their peak
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iZombie isn't even really zombies, it's vampires, but changing enough "vampire" details to make it clear being undead is horrible and gross
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Decades of vampire lore have successfully obscured the basic fact that drinking blood is a disgusting thing to do so now it's eating brains
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Then again the "zombie" genre started with I Am Legend, where the "zombies" were actually supposed to be vampires
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A version of undeath where instead of drinking blood or eating brains you have to lick another person's elbow every 24 hours or you die
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The person comes to no permanent harm from being licked but it has to be a different person every time and they have to be awake & aware
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In return you become immortal and supernaturally skilled and strong but you forever can't, I don't know, wear closed-toed shoes
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