First thing that happens at inauguration is they hand over the briefcase with the launch codes https://twitter.com/clovehitched/status/701205640354652160 …
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@arthur_affect It was decided that "It's Christmas At Ground Zero" by Weird Al was a little too on-the-nose.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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How executive power works in America means we give limitless military power to one single person on the basis of essentially a reality show
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Being the President means fighting endless political war to spend a single dollar on the poor, but you can kill anyone you want
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@arthur_affect an Obama rendition of "Only You" address to Mitch McConnell, Arkham City-styleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@arthur_affect "January 15, 2017. Obama walks out into Rose Garden, smiles, screams 'THREE TERMS, FUCKERS!' and goes back inside."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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