"Despite his promise to crush all the Jedi, Do'narth Trunk promises he will crush the Jedi and also eat their souls, inspiring radicals"
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@BootlegGirl The FOP (First Order Party) is moving beyond traditional humanoid sentient candidates1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes -
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@BootlegGirl Current front runners are a ravenous Sarlacc and a malfunctioning surgical droid1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes -
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It used to be a really good surgical droid too,just that once it decided it needed a lightsaber and to rule the Galaxy....
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@BootlegGirl every time he speaks you can hear that unsettling hard drive clicking sound1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes -
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@BootlegGirl "The original Death Star was clearly built to transfer grain" *click* "I once attempted to murder a close friend" *click*1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes -
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@BootlegGirl Former Grand Moff Kasich: "It's all very well to torture innocents but a real Empire is built on: logistics" *loud groans*1 reply 3 retweets 4 likes -
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@BootlegGirl The moderate factions fearing the collapse of the Kylo campaign have purchased an inexpensive protocol droid as a stand-in1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes -
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@BootlegGirl "Let us dispel with this notion that Luke Skywalker does not know where he is hiding. He knows EXACTLY where he is hiding"1 reply 1 retweet 1 like -
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@BootlegGirl Captain Phasma: "It is time to show the Resistance that we, too, can have a woman who leads"1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
@BootlegGirl "Didn't you pay yourself a 2 million credit bonus for actions that led directly to the destruction of Starkiller Base?"
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@BootlegGirl "I merely saw the Starkiller Base project as unsalvageable and made a prudent reallocation of assets"0 replies 1 retweet 2 likesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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