You need to understand all my Chewbacca jokes are based on watching the Holiday Special's long stretches of unsubtitled Wookiee dialogue
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Replying to @arthur_affect
Oh you know for a fact when Chewbacca comes home all he can talk about is Han and Leia's problems and it drives his own wife up the wall
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Replying to @arthur_affect
Literally, she uses her claws to climb up the exterior wall of the house to the roof to signal she's not interested
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Replying to @arthur_affect
@arthur_affect she tries to get itchy to take a side but he's too busy hanging out with his salon chair VR softcore porn disco dream lady2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @vqnerdballs
@vqnerdballs Poor Han, never getting to enjoy the quiet retirement he dreamed of, jerking off to VR porn in his own son's suburban home1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @arthur_affect
@arthur_affect that explains a lot about kylo ren tbh1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @vqnerdballs
@vqnerdballs There's no timeline where Han Solo survives where he doesn't end up living in Kylo Ren's house being a weird creepy dad1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
@vqnerdballs You can see the various awkward dad scenarios rapidly running through Kylo Ren's head before he activates his lightsaber
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