If STAR WARS were real, every Jedi in the galaxy would be fingerless and have a Freddy Krueger face. You can't 'train' with a laser sword.
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@arthur_affect@saladinahmed ALSO lightsabers literally weight zero pounds. That makes fighting with them awkward as hell. - Show replies
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@arthur_affect@saladinahmed Except evidently not! But yeah, lightsabers are NOT SMART weapon design. -
@loudpenitent@saladinahmed Finn has some good luck with it but mostly demonstrates why non Jedi shouldn't use it - Show replies
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@arthur_affect@saladinahmed ESP isnt real Arthur come on -
@tauriqmoosa@arthur_affect@saladinahmed The legacy of the prequels. People think Jedi training they think kids schooled from birth... - Show replies
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@arthur_affect@saladinahmed FUN FACT: in the novelization of the original '77 movie, lightsabers are mentioned as being a farming tool. -
@arthur_affect@saladinahmed (Disclaimer: previous fact may not be fun.)
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