#Disruption for 2016
Fyre - when your house is on fire you can use our app to flag a group of independant fire-extinguisment contractors.
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@arthur_affect@FoldableHuman micro transactions let you choose whether they use water, foam, or prayers for rain (free)1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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@jetta_rae
@FoldableHuman if you have Fyre Premium they'll carry two relatives of your choice out of the burning house for free2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
@jetta_rae @FoldableHuman otherwise you pay by distance and weight of the unconscious body
1:56 AM - 10 Dec 2015
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