I used to spend more time in college figuring out ways to make strangers on the Internet uncomfortable than on my class work
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I graduated college two years late and was suicidally depressed for a while
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Lena Headey was my first celebrity crush when I saw her in that Jungle Book movie as a kid. Game of Thrones makes me feel weird abt it
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When I got in touch with some old classmates recently they said "Sorry we were so mean to you" when I didn't remember them being mean to me
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When I was 13 I flipped out and punched the neighbor kid for like no reason and it's one of the things that still bothers me
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OTOH when I was 11 my best friend pushed me down a set of concrete stairs outdoors and I still have faint scars on my face from it
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One of my weird habits as a kid was writing notes. Not to girls I liked, but to, like, everyone I knew
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In high school I once wrote a 20-page short story in the 1st person in response to a prompt for a 5-paragraph essay abt a picture of monkeys
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I used to have a college radio show that was basically a parody of a bad radio show only drawn out way too long. I wasn't alone
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When I drove a tour bus in DC my tour bus driver nickname was "Dr. Chu" despite my only having a bachelor's degree
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I lost my job driving a tour bus in DC for colliding said tour bus with a Secret Service vehicle
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After I lost my job driving the bus I worked selling tickets instead. I hated it. I also sold by far the most of anyone in the company
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Despite knowing it is an inefficient use of time I am still a member of multiple sites that give rewards points for answering surveys
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