Oh why the fuck not my plane doesn't leave for two hourspic.twitter.com/WrbmM8mrGO
Mad genius, comedian, actor, and freelance voiceover artist broadcasting from the distant shores of Lake Erie (he/him)
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Oh why the fuck not my plane doesn't leave for two hourspic.twitter.com/WrbmM8mrGO
I started playing games when I was like six years old on my aunt's Digital PDP terminal in Cambridge
My high school ex and my wife's college ex are married to each other. They met through me
I once went 30 hours without pooping on a camping trip as a teenager on a dare
My wife and I's D&D characters started dating before we ourselves did
I became a fan of Pokemon at an embarrassingly late age (late high school)
I frequently go for 48 hour periods without sleep
I am currently trying to make a playlist of popular songs that correspond to the various Outer Planes. I have lost hours of time on this
Until I was 18 or so I had a pathological food aversion to mushrooms or any kind of edible fungus
I used to get in serious knock down drag out fights with my siblings despite their being 4 and 8 years younger than me
I used to spend more time in college figuring out ways to make strangers on the Internet uncomfortable than on my class work
I graduated college two years late and was suicidally depressed for a while
Lena Headey was my first celebrity crush when I saw her in that Jungle Book movie as a kid. Game of Thrones makes me feel weird abt it
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