@arthur_affect Now that's a conversation you want to have in a quiet but crowded public place.
Colon absorbs fluids much faster than stomach. You can dose/overdose yourself on alcohol/caffeine/whatever v fast https://twitter.com/HybridEidolon/status/647866863255293952 …
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@arthur_affect I have my doubts. For one, the colon is better at absorbing water because it maintains a steeper osmotic gradient, which...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@arthur_affect ...doesn't necessarily translate into faster caffeine absorption.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@arthur_affect And also, how much of the coffee even makes it past the rectosigmoid junction?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@arthur_affect Possibly, I'm thinking too much about people who put coffee up their butts. But, damn it, someone has to!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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