*stares at complex list of instructions for microwaveable dinner* You guys are overestimating your target audience here
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TV dinner instructions are probably just ass covering for if someone gets food poisoning and dies. "It's not our fault! He didn't stir it!"
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@arthur_affect More for the burns -- microwaves don't heat things evenly
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@arthur_affect lower power setting and longer cook time, my friend. It's what the power setting was for!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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