Some guy at this bar kept staring at me so i locked eyes with him and went to take a drink of water, but kept my mouth closed, spilling it
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Replying to @UnburntWitch
Hypothesis: deter strangers' stares with akward weirdness Results: effective but i am soggy now :(
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Basically look, dude, i *will* make this interaction more uncomfortable for you than it is for me
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@TheQuinnspiracy Might not work if the dude is thirsty enough (er so to speak)
6:24 PM - 6 Apr 2015
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