This peppy background soundtrack to this thing quietly scuttling under your car to cut your brake lines
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The biggest thing the Terminator franchise got wrong was when the machines rise up they'll look *ridiculous* while they kill us.
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Good thing I have raptor proof doorknobs and a fence that doesn't have footholds
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It's aimed at cheering up all of the poor downtrodden cops and landlords.
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It gambols like a lamb or baby goat!
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> Let's hope it doesn't fall into the wrong hands It already has
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Cats can open doors the same way. But it only works on lever style doors, not knobs. In case you’re thinking of remodeling.
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IDK but with a little upholstery and some brocade it's the footstool from Beauty and the Beast.
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The military IS the wrong hands!pic.twitter.com/yGlHQIcnOD
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