He wasn't *born* this caricature of a working-class dirtbag who eats expired bologna out of the frying pan and drinks Coors Banquet at every occasion Somehow he *became* that Sometimes a hard enough kick in the head changes a man
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(In all seriousness, it's a 30-year gap He's had almost twice as many years alive in his life of alcoholism, depression and grinding poverty as he'd been alive when he was the high-flying golden boy Danny met An extremely depressing meditation on the passage of time)
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I mean the implication is his stepdad dropped him, but kept giving him loans/supporting him which hurt Johnny's own sense of self. Basically the loss hurt him so much he never recovered.
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Well yeah and he was a hard partying YOLO alcoholic and drug user in his 20s who got in constant fights and had his head kicked many more times
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Who freaked out and desperately tried to get his act together when he knocked up his girlfriend and had a shotgun wedding But predictably crashed and burned (the story about his mom dying just before his wife was due to give birth and him vanishing to go on a bender)
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I mean - I've met this guy.
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Cf
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Seriously, I'm surprised how much character work went into the bible of what is essentially a joke pitch.
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The first episode of the show follows the Breaking Bad formula of "I'm gonna make you feel as bad for this guy as it's possible to feel, just to create that first impression Cause he's gonna do some fucked up shit later on and you're still gonna be on his side"
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I felt the first episode depended a lot on ironic juxtaposition. If you have memories of the original Karate Kid you see the parallels right away, at the same time it does not present Lawrence in a good light, but it does present him as pitiable.
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Just like the only way to make devoted fans from the original movies lose sympathy for Danny is to make him SO smugly successful and happy in his first episode
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I mean, he talks about his mentor - who didn't prominently display his own medals because of his views on violence - while kicking the air to help sell cars.
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