but then he immediately undermines the whole performance by having it be a random offcut, comically small, and--of all things--half-stuffed into a plastic grocery bag
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Replying to @perdricof @arthur_affect
it is, in other words, one of the most half-assed gender performances i've seen in a while he doesn't even walk out with a half-dozen full pieces on his shoulder-- just the barest minimum of presenting a Manly Token, like the atrophying of some formerly functional gland
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but one supposes to his audience that's enough it's "virtue signalling" for the conservative set--this thing that they're obsessed with yet can't stop doing--just sending up a signal of cultural allegiance, detached from any functionality
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This is like a scientifically precise self-own Ben Shapiro, himself, is doing exactly what I would make up if I were writing a comedy script trying to cruelly mock Ben Shapiro EXACTLY
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Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof
Going to Home Depot and buying a single fucking piece of wood because not only does he actually not do any kind of manual labor he doesn't even have a clear idea of what it would look like if he did
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AND he's a cheapskate who's willing to do this stupid stunt for a video but not willing to invest anything in it, like paying $70 for an actual power tool "How much would it cost to just buy a small board, that I can carry around like a man would"
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Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof
"Yeah I'm uhhh doing my part to 'support' Home Depot for standing up to the wokes, the $5 I spent on this piece of scrap lumber will send their stock price soaring"
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my big question is, why is he brandishing the receipt like is he afraid people will think he just drove to the home depot parking lot with a spare piece of lumber he had lying around
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Replying to @perdricof @arthur_affect
Why doesn't he just buy a can of compressed air? He surely has a fucking keyboard?
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IIRC the Home Depot near my house has candy by the cash register, even. He could have picked up a package of M&Ms. A whole dozen packages, even! If he makes money off his podcast or whatever, he could have claimed the M&Ms as a deductible business expense!
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Buying M&Ms if he just wants to generally "support" the store makes the most sense but his own shitty toxic audience would make fun of him for not buying something manly
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Replying to @arthur_affect @ImagFamValues and
I mean, if I'm supposed to believe his own audience is willing to make fun of him for anything, surely they can see just as well as we can how ridiculous buying one tiny piece of wood in a bag is
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