I can't get over how Ben Shapiro's voice sounds exactly like a normal voice being played at 1.5x speed (WITHOUT compensatory pitch-shifting)https://twitter.com/cbfplr/status/1385082475043508225 …
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Replying to @arthur_affect
i can't get over how he had to get the home depot girl to cut it down for him because the full twelve-footer was too heavy for him to carry
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Replying to @perdricof @arthur_affect
anyways more seriously i do find shapiro's gender performance sort of interesting to analyze like, start with the observation that if i dropped by home depot, there are actually some things i might want to pick up, like pruning shears, or rock salt, or penetrating lubricant
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Replying to @perdricof @arthur_affect
but shapiro isn't picking up any of that--he hasn't grabbed, say, a roll of duct tape. he's grabbed a cut of lumber--one suspects he went into the store and asked, "what's the most manly thing i could be carrying out of here--of course! a big hunk of wood."
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Replying to @perdricof @arthur_affect
I'm a carpenter and I LOATHE the performative masculinity that surrounds the trades. But I do enjoy watching folks who worship the patriarchy being unable to even pretend to buy shit at a hardware store designed for the layperson.
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It's in a fucking plastic shopping bag! He's carrying it around like that, like it's a loaf of French bread he got from the supermarket! Because that's how he thinks all purchases are supposed to be carried!
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