but then he immediately undermines the whole performance by having it be a random offcut, comically small, and--of all things--half-stuffed into a plastic grocery bag
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Replying to @perdricof @arthur_affect
it is, in other words, one of the most half-assed gender performances i've seen in a while he doesn't even walk out with a half-dozen full pieces on his shoulder-- just the barest minimum of presenting a Manly Token, like the atrophying of some formerly functional gland
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Replying to @perdricof @arthur_affect
but one supposes to his audience that's enough it's "virtue signalling" for the conservative set--this thing that they're obsessed with yet can't stop doing--just sending up a signal of cultural allegiance, detached from any functionality
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Replying to @perdricof
This is like a scientifically precise self-own Ben Shapiro, himself, is doing exactly what I would make up if I were writing a comedy script trying to cruelly mock Ben Shapiro EXACTLY
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Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof
Going to Home Depot and buying a single fucking piece of wood because not only does he actually not do any kind of manual labor he doesn't even have a clear idea of what it would look like if he did
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Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof
AND he's a cheapskate who's willing to do this stupid stunt for a video but not willing to invest anything in it, like paying $70 for an actual power tool "How much would it cost to just buy a small board, that I can carry around like a man would"
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Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof
"Yeah I'm uhhh doing my part to 'support' Home Depot for standing up to the wokes, the $5 I spent on this piece of scrap lumber will send their stock price soaring"
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my big question is, why is he brandishing the receipt like is he afraid people will think he just drove to the home depot parking lot with a spare piece of lumber he had lying around
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I guess that's why he didn't buy an actual tool, even a cheap one like a screwdriver That would be admitting that he doesn't already own one and is therefore unmanly Whereas he can pretend this piece of wood is for some kind of ongoing carpentry project
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Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof
He's either going to ignore all this pushback or he's going to build a spice rack or a bird house or something like "See?!?!?!"
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Lol there's no way he's actually gonna build a birdhouse He's gonna throw the board away and order a birdhouse online
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Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof
One time I went to vacation bible school (urgh) and we had to build birdhouses using a kit. I built one in about 3 minutes and all the other kids were like 2 steps in... so I asked for another kit because I was bored. 1/2
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2/2 I built six before the next kid was done their first one. Then everyone started calling me Bob Vila at school. Sorry for this weird flex. Now birdhouses are what I think of when it comes to woodworking
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