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Mad genius, comedian, actor, and freelance voiceover artist broadcasting from the distant shores of Lake Erie (he/him)

Broadview Heights, Ohio
arthur-chu.com
Joined August 2009

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    1. Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li‏ @perdricof Apr 22
      Replying to @perdricof @arthur_affect

      but shapiro isn't picking up any of that--he hasn't grabbed, say, a roll of duct tape. he's grabbed a cut of lumber--one suspects he went into the store and asked, "what's the most manly thing i could be carrying out of here--of course! a big hunk of wood."

      3 replies 2 retweets 48 likes
    2. Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li‏ @perdricof Apr 22
      Replying to @perdricof @arthur_affect

      but then he immediately undermines the whole performance by having it be a random offcut, comically small, and--of all things--half-stuffed into a plastic grocery bag

      2 replies 1 retweet 40 likes
    3. Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li‏ @perdricof Apr 22
      Replying to @perdricof @arthur_affect

      it is, in other words, one of the most half-assed gender performances i've seen in a while he doesn't even walk out with a half-dozen full pieces on his shoulder-- just the barest minimum of presenting a Manly Token, like the atrophying of some formerly functional gland

      2 replies 2 retweets 50 likes
    4. Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li‏ @perdricof Apr 22
      Replying to @perdricof @arthur_affect

      but one supposes to his audience that's enough it's "virtue signalling" for the conservative set--this thing that they're obsessed with yet can't stop doing--just sending up a signal of cultural allegiance, detached from any functionality

      1 reply 2 retweets 35 likes
    5. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Apr 22
      Replying to @perdricof

      This is like a scientifically precise self-own Ben Shapiro, himself, is doing exactly what I would make up if I were writing a comedy script trying to cruelly mock Ben Shapiro EXACTLY

      2 replies 10 retweets 72 likes
    6. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Apr 22
      Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof

      Going to Home Depot and buying a single fucking piece of wood because not only does he actually not do any kind of manual labor he doesn't even have a clear idea of what it would look like if he did

      2 replies 5 retweets 56 likes
    7. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Apr 22
      Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof

      AND he's a cheapskate who's willing to do this stupid stunt for a video but not willing to invest anything in it, like paying $70 for an actual power tool "How much would it cost to just buy a small board, that I can carry around like a man would"

      3 replies 3 retweets 44 likes
    8. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Apr 22
      Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof

      "Yeah I'm uhhh doing my part to 'support' Home Depot for standing up to the wokes, the $5 I spent on this piece of scrap lumber will send their stock price soaring"

      4 replies 2 retweets 48 likes
    9. Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li‏ @perdricof Apr 22
      Replying to @arthur_affect

      my big question is, why is he brandishing the receipt like is he afraid people will think he just drove to the home depot parking lot with a spare piece of lumber he had lying around

      4 replies 2 retweets 45 likes
    10. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Apr 22
      Replying to @perdricof

      I guess that's why he didn't buy an actual tool, even a cheap one like a screwdriver That would be admitting that he doesn't already own one and is therefore unmanly Whereas he can pretend this piece of wood is for some kind of ongoing carpentry project

      5 replies 1 retweet 31 likes
      Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Apr 22
      Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof

      Imagining him thinking through "What would a guy who REGULARLY shops at Home Depot, NOT FOR THE FIRST TIME, need to buy more of and wouldn't already have"

      4:58 PM - 22 Apr 2021
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        2. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Apr 22
          Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof

          People need to stay on his ass about this Like in exactly one month have everyone message him at once "Show us the piece of poplar, Ben! Show us what you made out of it! Where's the birdhouse, Ben? I want to see the birdhouse"

          1 reply 4 retweets 39 likes
        3. Adam Prepares to enter the No Malarkey Zone‏ @StickmanSouza Apr 22
          Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof

          Why did I read this in Hbomberguy's voice?

          1 reply 1 retweet 12 likes
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        2. Joshua Green‏ @YellowstoneTen Apr 22
          Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof

          if only he had referenced this Weird Al classic for ideas:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFI6cV9slfI …

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        3. David‏ @CrookedKnight Apr 22
          Replying to @YellowstoneTen @arthur_affect @perdricof

          No automatic circumcisers for me, I've got all I need

          0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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        2. Modeling Minority.skp‏ @coastallyfleek Apr 22
          Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof

          The most authentic HD shopping trip would be to go back a third time to get exactly one (1) more $0.79 PVC fitting to finish the job. He could've saved like $2.37 over that board he's never going to do anything with. Missed opportunity and waste of $ for Ben.

          1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
        3. chatham harrison dba SENATUS DELENDUS EST‏ @chathamharrison Apr 22
          Replying to @coastallyfleek @arthur_affect @perdricof

          And a pack of lock washers because sure, the kit came with washers, but they're flat washers & with all the vibration from the subwoofer you know they're going to rattle if you don't. And some threadlocker. What do you mean, they don't have green? Aw hell, I'll just order it

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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        2. Grand Moff Snarkin, The Funkular Fury‏ @N7IRL Apr 22
          Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof

          He could have bought caulk. Something always needs caulking. But that would require he know what caulk is.

          2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
        3. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Apr 22
          Replying to @N7IRL @perdricof

          The last time I was personally in Home Depot I was part of a large group of people who were there to buy gloves, masks and HEPA filters But I guess for Ben that would be mixed messaging

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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