but then he immediately undermines the whole performance by having it be a random offcut, comically small, and--of all things--half-stuffed into a plastic grocery bag
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it is, in other words, one of the most half-assed gender performances i've seen in a while he doesn't even walk out with a half-dozen full pieces on his shoulder-- just the barest minimum of presenting a Manly Token, like the atrophying of some formerly functional gland
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but one supposes to his audience that's enough it's "virtue signalling" for the conservative set--this thing that they're obsessed with yet can't stop doing--just sending up a signal of cultural allegiance, detached from any functionality
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This is like a scientifically precise self-own Ben Shapiro, himself, is doing exactly what I would make up if I were writing a comedy script trying to cruelly mock Ben Shapiro EXACTLY
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Going to Home Depot and buying a single fucking piece of wood because not only does he actually not do any kind of manual labor he doesn't even have a clear idea of what it would look like if he did
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AND he's a cheapskate who's willing to do this stupid stunt for a video but not willing to invest anything in it, like paying $70 for an actual power tool "How much would it cost to just buy a small board, that I can carry around like a man would"
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"Yeah I'm uhhh doing my part to 'support' Home Depot for standing up to the wokes, the $5 I spent on this piece of scrap lumber will send their stock price soaring"
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my big question is, why is he brandishing the receipt like is he afraid people will think he just drove to the home depot parking lot with a spare piece of lumber he had lying around
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Why doesn't he just buy a can of compressed air? He surely has a fucking keyboard?
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It has to be something related to carpentry, like Jesus
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what's Lloyd's of London guess at when he attempts to crucify himself
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Instantly reminded of that sketch where they found proof that Jesus was a carpenter, but not a very good one.
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