Gonna do a gender reveal party where all the guests are trapped in a spaceship accelerating to 0.9c, and then revealing whether we're accelerating AWAY from the sun (if it's a girl) or TOWARD the sun (if it's a boy)
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If it's a boy we will be vaporized in minutes and if it's a girl we will slowly starve to death in the cold and pitiless interstellar void
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(If you liked this tweet you have to tell me if you understood the nerd humor here or you were just trying to be nice to me)
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Replying to @arthur_affect
Going away is more red than pink but I’ll give it to you. My wife (who has a PhD in physics) has a red sticker that says “if this sticker is blue, you’re driving too fast.”
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Pink is just light red It's kind of a toxic modern sexism thing that we suddenly became so insistent on them being totally different
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Like, the traditional clothing worn by British aristocrats to go fox-hunting, "hunting pinks", is clearly red
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