If it's a boy we will be vaporized in minutes and if it's a girl we will slowly starve to death in the cold and pitiless interstellar void
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I feel like if we could put all the people who'd want a gender reveal party for their unborn child on a spaceship headed directly towards the sun at a significant fraction of the speed of light, we'd have fewer problems. Away'd work too, but only if you locked the controls first.
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Ooooh! Color phase shift to indicate genital status. What if they're intersex? Just destroying Einsteinian physics for your gender reveal?
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The ship would rapidly change direction back and forth until all its contents have been reduced to a fine paste
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Gender reveal where you either leave the ship parked on earth or accelerate it through space at 9.8 m/s^2
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A non-binary gender reveal where you just open the window and show the white light of the sun shining through it and go "THAT'S my gender" would be pretty poetic
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Why focus on revealing a gender to the sun?
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A sound like a clown horn just came out of my mouth
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