They probably also had elevators for all the lazy fatties to use without taking the stairshttps://twitter.com/strauss_matt/status/1383759522158678016 …
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This is me being salty about something from years ago but it reminds me of an ex who used to insist that when we went down to the basement of our building to work out that we take the stairs "The whole point of this trip is to get exercise, isn't it?"
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Okay but Unless you're making some kind of principle about NEVER using the elevator, no Surely the MOST justifiable time for me to not want to climb several flights of stairs is RIGHT AFTER I've ALREADY HAD a workout and am now very tired
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Wouldn't it make more sense to SPECIFICALLY take the elevator right after a workout, and for me to instead take the stairs some other time, so as to, you know, spread the exercise around
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I dunno I've had this kind of conversation a lot "Why DRIVE to the gym to run on a TREADMILL for an hour, and use up more energy and increase your carbon footprint, when you could just run around your neighborhood for free?"
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Because I don't LIKE my neighborhood and I'm not COMFORTABLE running through it and I prefer this way of doing it Christ fuck off
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I already quoted this today but it's like Randall in Clerks blowing off his job at the video store to go rent a video from a different video store "Because I want to go to a GOOD video store"
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"THIS video store SUCKS That's the whole reason they haven't fired me"
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Up at all hours supporting my husband after top surgery, god forbid I grab a snack that’s not pre-approved nutrition gruel
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The thing is, the food court isn't for patients. My wife had surgery a few years back and while she was at the hospital they gave her a menu to order from. When I visited I got meals from the food court. While there was junk food, they absolutely served salad and similar food.
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