Why do vampires always bathe in blood, like, I have never felt the need to fill the bathtub up with Sprite.
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*kicks tub* We can cram so many two-liters of Dr Pepper in this baby.
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Never have I seen a soupy unbaked cake on Nailed It and thought "now THAT is what I want to soak my genitals in", but vampires do that with their food all the dang time.
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I hear y'all saying "milk" but vampires could still bathe in milk!! They aren't lactose skin-tolerant!! And milk would be less sticky than blood. They probably have to shower off after their luxurious blood bath.
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Why are vampire hunters always like "we're gonna kick the door in on this building and walk through the dark hallways until we find the queen". SET THE BUILDING ON FIRE AT HIGH NOON.
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Replying to @AnaMardoll
Yeah the good books in White Wolf's Hunter line emphasize these kinds of tactics Although, you know, what makes it all gritty is that the smart vampires make it hard to do this without collateral damage
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Replying to @arthur_affect @AnaMardoll
In What We Do in the Shadows Guillermo asks why they're attacking the vampire house in the middle of the night instead of waiting for daytime but it turns out during the day Derek's mom uses their vampire hunting van for her catering business
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Their vampire hunting equipment is in the back with a bunch of frozen shrimp
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