The Contessa goes around in those impractical spike heeled boots all the time just to make sure no one mistakes her for the one on the Food Network Send tweet
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Replying to @arthur_affect
the contessa used to be an office worker at langley who wore business casual every day of her life after everyone realized they lived in a world full of superheroes she was like FUCK IT I AM GOING TO LIVE MY LIFE BABY
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Replying to @perdricof @arthur_affect
Wait you all notice that’s... wait, did I get a false positive face recognition? Isn’t that Katherine Hahn aka Agatha?
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Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof
...oh, ok, that means an earlier tweet of mine is unintelligible So the Contessa is not Agatha? Is she anyone else I was meant to recognize?
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Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof
Ah. Ok. That means nothing to me, this is likely the first thing I’ve seen her in. I assumed she was Agatha, she had the same... affect?
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Replying to @BootlegGirl @perdricof
Yeah the MCU is really going in on sitcom MILFs
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BootlegGirl
admittedly jld is the only main cast member to escape the curse of seinfeld--she's had a variety of notable-ish roles since--so i don't think it's a pure nostalgia play
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god imagine if they cast jerry
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Jerry as the Beyonder when he took human form "I don't *understand* human society"
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Replying to @arthur_affect @BootlegGirl
i have met god and it is jerry seinfield doing a bit I REPENT, IN DUST AND ASHES!
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I’m gonna go out on a limb here and assume it’s not his standup routine about breasts and shoes...
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