The Contessa goes around in those impractical spike heeled boots all the time just to make sure no one mistakes her for the one on the Food Network Send tweet
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Replying to @arthur_affect
the contessa used to be an office worker at langley who wore business casual every day of her life after everyone realized they lived in a world full of superheroes she was like FUCK IT I AM GOING TO LIVE MY LIFE BABY
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Replying to @perdricof @arthur_affect
Wait you all notice that’s... wait, did I get a false positive face recognition? Isn’t that Katherine Hahn aka Agatha?
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Replying to @arthur_affect @perdricof
...oh, ok, that means an earlier tweet of mine is unintelligible So the Contessa is not Agatha? Is she anyone else I was meant to recognize?
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She's also the title character of The New Adventures of Old Christine, in which she was amicably divorced with Agent Phil Coulsonpic.twitter.com/9TJoqraF3a
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(This is weirdly appropriate for her character The Contessa was mostly known for being a morally ambiguous femme fatale SHIELD agent who was the closest thing Nick Fury had to a girlfriend)
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