"I think I swallowed a toothpick!"
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"Help, I think I may be coveting my own wife!"
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"I'm meek, but... I could probably stand to be meeker."
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"Prayers like 'dear Jesus, please don't let the rice get sticky.' I mean, do you really need My help with that stuff?"https://youtu.be/OaIUkv-9HiE
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I absolutely love how passive aggressive the replies are.
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