I read an article on cracked dot com that said that a zombie apocalypse would last about six months anyway because in places where it gets seriously cold in the winter, they would freeze solid at night, then thaw in the day and in hotter areas, the sun would dry them out.
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Replying to @justmeMattBaker @Nymphomachy
They'd fall into canyons and rivers and etc. because they wouldn't know to go around them. They'd get torn up by barbed wire and razor wire. I've thought about it and if someone put a car with a remote starter in a field with they radio way up but turned it off, then put melted
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Replying to @justmeMattBaker @Nymphomachy
ice cream all the way around it, then turned it on, the ice cream would attract ants, the sound would attract zombies, the zombies arrive and the ants eat the zombies. Also, get on the top of a building like Walmart or Lowe's, make Molitov cocktails and blast a radio.
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Replying to @justmeMattBaker
honestly using ants to beat zombies is a really interesting and cool strategem and it doesn't make zombies "lamer" to make it viable
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Far as I'm concerned, all of the zombies that we've seen (except maybe the zombies in 28 days/weeks because they weren't "true" zombies) should fall for the ant thing.
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Replying to @justmeMattBaker @Nymphomachy
If you're talking about zombies that are actually "undead" as opposed to just people with a rage virus, it's almost always a thing that the "zombie virus" makes zombie flesh toxic to all other animals Zombie Survival Guide specifically says this
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It bothers me how little sense this makes unless zombies are literally chlorinated
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Replying to @Nymphomachy @justmeMattBaker
Undead zombies don't make sense biologically period, like if they're "dead" and not breathing and the heart isn't pumping blood and shit then there's nothing powering the muscles
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If we simplify things Just a tiny bit, powering muscles means getting ATP molecules in the muscle cells. A fungus could do that by "eating" the Zombies brain and other inner Organs. Would explain their absolute Hunger. Would also mean, If they don't eat, they consume themself.
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Well if the circulatory system doesn't work then eating doesn't work
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In theory a fungus' hyphae could act as a substitute circulatory system, sure, but it wouldn't work nearly as efficiently I mean that's why we have the one that we do, and we can run around and do aerobics and stuff and fungi can't
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That's true. A Zombie fungus is still closer to a Star Trek discovery shroom than to an actual Thing.
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