They'd fall into canyons and rivers and etc. because they wouldn't know to go around them. They'd get torn up by barbed wire and razor wire. I've thought about it and if someone put a car with a remote starter in a field with they radio way up but turned it off, then put melted
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Replying to @justmeMattBaker @Nymphomachy
ice cream all the way around it, then turned it on, the ice cream would attract ants, the sound would attract zombies, the zombies arrive and the ants eat the zombies. Also, get on the top of a building like Walmart or Lowe's, make Molitov cocktails and blast a radio.
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Replying to @justmeMattBaker
honestly using ants to beat zombies is a really interesting and cool strategem and it doesn't make zombies "lamer" to make it viable
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Far as I'm concerned, all of the zombies that we've seen (except maybe the zombies in 28 days/weeks because they weren't "true" zombies) should fall for the ant thing.
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If you're talking about zombies that are actually "undead" as opposed to just people with a rage virus, it's almost always a thing that the "zombie virus" makes zombie flesh toxic to all other animals Zombie Survival Guide specifically says this
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It bothers me how little sense this makes unless zombies are literally chlorinated
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Replying to @Nymphomachy @justmeMattBaker
Undead zombies don't make sense biologically period, like if they're "dead" and not breathing and the heart isn't pumping blood and shit then there's nothing powering the muscles
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Zombie Survival Guide handwaves this, saying the "zombie toxin" (Solanum) is like no actual bacterium or virus known to humans, it's something akin to a prion that fundamentally changes the way the proteins of living tissue work
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It still violates thermodynamics tho
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Like zombies don’t have functioning digestive systems in the zsg, they will eat flesh until so distended their stomachs explode, and don’t derive any nutrients from it but will continue to be ambulatory for years
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Yeah see my later tweets
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