Something that annoys me about biozombie fiction is when zombies aren't depicted behaving in ways you know they naturally would Like if your zombie needs to eat, then zombies should also be able to starve to death, a sealed vault full of clickers should eventually just die
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Replying to @Nymphomachy
I read an article on cracked dot com that said that a zombie apocalypse would last about six months anyway because in places where it gets seriously cold in the winter, they would freeze solid at night, then thaw in the day and in hotter areas, the sun would dry them out.
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Replying to @justmeMattBaker @Nymphomachy
They'd fall into canyons and rivers and etc. because they wouldn't know to go around them. They'd get torn up by barbed wire and razor wire. I've thought about it and if someone put a car with a remote starter in a field with they radio way up but turned it off, then put melted
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Replying to @justmeMattBaker @Nymphomachy
ice cream all the way around it, then turned it on, the ice cream would attract ants, the sound would attract zombies, the zombies arrive and the ants eat the zombies. Also, get on the top of a building like Walmart or Lowe's, make Molitov cocktails and blast a radio.
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Replying to @justmeMattBaker
honestly using ants to beat zombies is a really interesting and cool strategem and it doesn't make zombies "lamer" to make it viable
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Far as I'm concerned, all of the zombies that we've seen (except maybe the zombies in 28 days/weeks because they weren't "true" zombies) should fall for the ant thing.
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Replying to @justmeMattBaker @Nymphomachy
If you're talking about zombies that are actually "undead" as opposed to just people with a rage virus, it's almost always a thing that the "zombie virus" makes zombie flesh toxic to all other animals Zombie Survival Guide specifically says this
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It's also a plot point in TWD, it's why the gruesome plot point that cannibals have to keep you alive while they cut bits off of you (if you die and turn your flesh becomes inedible)
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And yeah logically the zombie virus/toxin has to act as a preservative, embalming the body, to explain why they don't quickly fall apart into a mess of maggots and mold in hot climates The spores don't take root and the flies don't land, they "taste like death" to everything
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