why, is he gonna murder my entire family and burn down my house to spite his best frenemy?pic.twitter.com/0yZLrjkCCC
Mad genius, comedian, actor, and freelance voiceover artist broadcasting from the distant shores of Lake Erie (he/him)
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why, is he gonna murder my entire family and burn down my house to spite his best frenemy?pic.twitter.com/0yZLrjkCCC
But he got a new family after! So that was ok! Because wives and kids are fungible, dontcha know
It's the same wife, nothing actually happens to her Her role in the story is to just tell him that maybe he should consider the idea that God sucks actually
I've heard Christians argue that the Book of Job hints at the idea of an afterlife, with the fact that all his possessions are doubled after his trial ends but he has the same number of new kids (ten) Indicating his family also doubled and his dead kids are with him in spirit
But even when I was a Christian I found this unbearably cloying Also it may just be a realism issue, considering he's only said to have one wife and 20 kids is a lot to get through in one lifetime
20 kids, is frankly, half the value of 10 kids
It does say his three new daughters were renowned as the most beautiful women in the world
God rewarding my dad by killing me and replacing me with a daughter who has bigger tits
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