And I mean it's not just any sarcophagus, it's one that belonged to *his fucking role model* He opens it up, is like "oh lol I found a book" and is then content to let the thing sink back to the bottom of the sea and never think about it again He's not even a HISTORY geek
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Crystal Skull followed in the tradition of Raiders and Last Crusade in putting Indy in a race against time with the Nazis (or the Soviets) for an ancient secret weapon that, it turns out, they wouldn't have been able to use anyway
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Well, Crystal Skull's resolution was a lot dumber than the first two movies Agent Spalko *could* have gotten the secret weapon she was after if she'd actually had a clear idea of what it was she wanted instead of getting greedy and going for the obvious ironic death option
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I’ve always found it kind of bitterly ironic that the Indiana Jones plot everyone says they want (Indy returns a culture’s sacred artefact to the place it belongs) already happened in Temple of Doom, the most inarguably racist one.
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