I swear, we must be the only couple to get our gallbladders removed within the same month. So romantic.
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ALAS, it's one of those surgeries where you don't get souvenirs at the end, though we did ask.
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You can if there's big stones in! They won't give you the whole gallbladder but they'll give you any bigguns. I got souvenirs when my gallbladder tried to kill me.
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I completely forgot to ask, I would have at LEAST wanted to see them tbh, see the enemy one last time
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Yeah I stole this joke from the episode of Friends where Joey is passing his kidney stones at the same time that Phoebe is giving birth
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Chandler sitting at his bedside, coaching him "Breathe, remember to breathe, you can do this" Afterwards cradling the vial of kidney stones in his hand with a look of bemused awe "They're so small"
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LOL. I've completely forgotten this.
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"Normally we'd try to destroy the stones with sound waves, but they've progressed too far, so the choices are to let them pass naturally or send a probe up the urethra" "Whoa, whoa, WHOA No one is going 'up' anything 'Up' is not an option The direction 'up' is off the table"
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"And... and... what's a 'urethra'?" *beat, Chandler whispers in Joey's ear* *silent gaze of utter horror*
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LOL!
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Get you a roommate who charges you way below market rent and also holds your hand through every step of having horrible crystalline accretions removed from your body
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