"No, what happened?" "You remember Wanda? Turns her powers weren't just to, like, zap people and shit, she's actually this near-omnipotent demigoddess whose imagination can warp the laws of reality" "Whoa"
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"Yeah it turns out that after everyone she ever loved was horribly killed one way or another she created this whole show-within-a-show built from trauma and grief Altering the very genre of narrative she was in to protect herself from pain" "That's some heavy shit dude"
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"Yeah it got all meta too Broke the fourth wall all over the place, fake commercials, fake theme songs, recasting her dead brother in this meta reference to Disney owning the rights to the Fox X-Men universe" "God I can't imagine"
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"Makes me glad that I'm just a Black dude who always tried to do my duty to my country, and you're just a white dude who was molded into an amoral killing machine - a lethal weapon, if you will And together we fight crime"
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"Yeah - hey wait, Sam When you say that Wanda's weird alternate reality was a show-within-a-show, and you describe some elements of it as 'meta', you don't mean to imply that WE are ALSO characters in some kind of fictional -"
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"Sam! Bucky! There's an ANARCHIST group known as the FLAG-SMASHERS who are GOING to BOMB A BUNCH OF SHIT because they HATE AMERICA The PRESIDENT needs TWO QUIPPY BROS with an UNLIKELY FRIENDSHIP to undertake a SECRET MISSION"
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"ARE YOU BAD ENOUGH DUDES TO SAVE AMERICA?" "Fuck yeah!" "Let's do this!" "My man!" "Shit just got real!" "What's real - is family!"
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This might actually happen lmao.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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it's like how Iron man 3 & Captain America 2 are supposed to take place over the same week? (even though that's impossible)
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Or how Iron Man 2, Thor, and The Incredible Hulk take place over the same week?
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