MY DAD: when you have a bit more money, young tyke, you shall learn of the wonders of bank CDs, which will turn your small amounts of cash into fortunes if you are only patient ME: I’ve cashed $1000 in a top of the market CD for a year and am expecting to have 45 cents by the end
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ah yes of course, this part is important in order to park yourself next to the money river you need to have some money, preferably a lot of it probably should have led with that
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Well, all advice of this kind of irrelevant to people who don't have money "Just hold very still and don't exert yourself so you use up your water supply slower" is completely pointless advice to someone whose whole stored water supply is a small canteen
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But yes it's the contrast between the advice to be extremely sparing with the water you use like the Fremen in Dune and the actual lifestyle of rich people who just walk around constantly soaking wet spraying a firehose in all directions
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as they say nothing quite so expensive as being poor overcharge your bank 100 USD? "that'll be fifty dollars please!" overcharge your bank 100 million USD? "we can negotiate that down to 80!"
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