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Mad genius, comedian, actor, and freelance voiceover artist broadcasting from the distant shores of Lake Erie (he/him)

Broadview Heights, Ohio
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    1. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Mar 13

      Arthur Chu Retweeted Alex Rubens

      The idea of God as this capricious cosmic troll didn't start with snarky atheists, okay, the Bible itself clearly acknowledges it's the only logical personality the Creator of the universe could havehttps://twitter.com/atrubens/status/1370910185342955525 …

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      Alex RubensVerified account @atrubens
      Hard to choose but I think my favorite part of Exodus is when God says, “OK, go talk to Pharaoh like we discussed,” and Moses is like, “OK, see you Thursday,” and he heads back down the mountain and God waits by the side of the road and jumps out and tries to kill him (Exod 4:24)
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      Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Mar 13

      The Book of Job is Job angrily demanding God explain why he's been fucking him over so much and God just blowing up at him for several pages trying to scare him with "DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO" to avoid admitting "Yeah it was for a bet"

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        1. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Mar 13

          "My friend -- well he's not my FRIEND -- but we got in this heated discussion and we decided we both really just wanted to see what you would say if you got cancer on the same day you went bankrupt and your whole family died It's like, whoa, is he gonna actually curse"

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        2. Alex Rubens‏Verified account @atrubens Mar 13
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          Alex Rubens Retweeted Daniel Kibblesmith

          https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/1155699558418210816?s=20 …

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          Daniel KibblesmithVerified account @kibblesmith
          Job: Hey god you killed like literally all of my kids what’s up with that God: How dare you speak that way to the inventor of the hippopotamus
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        3. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Mar 13
          Replying to @atrubens

          Arthur Chu Retweeted Arthur Chu

          Yeah one time I compared God in the Book of Job to Donald Trump judging The Apprenticehttps://twitter.com/arthur_affect/status/1079420265258311680?s=20 …

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          Arthur ChuVerified account @arthur_affect
          Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy @Plutoburns
          "Here, take a look at this Leviathan I got. It's huge, the biggest, absolutely tremendous. Gold scales all over, makes tidal waves when it splashes. See, you own one of those, you get to fire people whenever you want"
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        2. Melissa Phobia, Trans Liberation Now!  🏳️‍⚧️‏ @melissa_phobia Mar 13
          Replying to @arthur_affect

          Have a look at the story of Jonah I'm sure Jonah has an argument with God about smiting a city and Jonah wins

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        1. JB‏ @MichaelBinkley_ Mar 13
          Replying to @arthur_affect

          The original “Whem Bad Things Happen to Good People”

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        1. TheZMage‏ @TheZMage Mar 13
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          Except that the bet was added in later. Originally Job really did sin and the story was about how he admitted he screwed up without realizing and accepting his sin

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        1. Hoydenne‏ @iridienne Mar 13
          Replying to @arthur_affect

          Even more weirdly, that part is a later addition?

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