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    Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Mar 13

    Arthur Chu Retweeted Alex Rubens

    The idea of God as this capricious cosmic troll didn't start with snarky atheists, okay, the Bible itself clearly acknowledges it's the only logical personality the Creator of the universe could havehttps://twitter.com/atrubens/status/1370910185342955525 …

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    Alex RubensVerified account @atrubens
    Hard to choose but I think my favorite part of Exodus is when God says, “OK, go talk to Pharaoh like we discussed,” and Moses is like, “OK, see you Thursday,” and he heads back down the mountain and God waits by the side of the road and jumps out and tries to kill him (Exod 4:24)
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      2. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Mar 13

        The Book of Job is Job angrily demanding God explain why he's been fucking him over so much and God just blowing up at him for several pages trying to scare him with "DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO" to avoid admitting "Yeah it was for a bet"

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      3. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Mar 13

        "My friend -- well he's not my FRIEND -- but we got in this heated discussion and we decided we both really just wanted to see what you would say if you got cancer on the same day you went bankrupt and your whole family died It's like, whoa, is he gonna actually curse"

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      2. Arquinsiel Teknogrot‏ @Teknogrot Mar 13
        Replying to @arthur_affect

        2 Kings 2:23-25 is my favourite.

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      3. Justin‏ @JayKayDanks Mar 13
        Replying to @Teknogrot @arthur_affect

        Holy shitpic.twitter.com/CmO3LfojpN

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      1. (((Barak)))‏ @lawnerdbarak Mar 13
        Replying to @arthur_affect

        Russell Kirkpatrick’s Fire of Heaven trilogy is a high fantasy series but, read another way, it’s “how could an omnipotent God possibly justify this fuckery?” And his sequel trilogy is like “how could a New Testament-ish God possibly justify this fuckery?”

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      1. JB‏ @MichaelBinkley_ Mar 13
        Replying to @arthur_affect

        Not God’s fault necessarily, but I love how the patriarch of the religion is like “hey Sarah, why don’t you pretend you my sister and let the Pharaohs shack up with you because why not.” And the next day after God fucks up the P’s, they are like “HEY ABE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?”

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      1. The Mack Daddy of Bloopo County  🧦 🌋‏ @x_t_pd Mar 13
        Replying to @arthur_affect

        God keeping Pharaoh from releasing the Israelites specifically so as to pull off totally-rad flexes

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      2. Jenee Lestrange‏ @JeneeLestrange Mar 13
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        The ancient Israelites seem to more or less think of Yahweh as an Elder God, which honestly at least makes waaaaaay more sense than Christian apologetics who will really try to tell me that a child living a short and brutal life in the Congo is so I’ll feel grateful in comparison

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      3. Judith Sanders‏ @nazani14 Mar 14
        Replying to @JeneeLestrange @arthur_affect

        The scholarship linking Yahweh & El with the Canaanite gods is fairly interesting. It also explains why other gods are taken seriously in the OT, instead of the patriarchs & prophets simply saying "other gods don't exist."

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      2. Andrew in a Panaderia‏ @andrewgutin Mar 13
        Replying to @arthur_affect

        The Book of Judges is god telling us to act right, us fucking around, us finding out, us realizing we fucked up and asking god to bail us out, god bailing us out, god telling to act right... We’re basically toddlers, but by that point in the bible god kinda has it coming.

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      3. Ahsoka Tano‏ @AhsokaKnows Mar 14
        Replying to @andrewgutin @arthur_affect

        I always have an image of OT God doing a heavy sigh, rolling his eyes, and shouting "Me-dammit, not AGAIN"

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