Along the way he had a fling with a rich girl he thought was the answer to all his problems but it ended badly when he offended her family Slowly transpires this family is the royal family of a small European monarchy who also believe that he is dead
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"Yeah if they knew I was alive and you guys were 'harboring' me I guess they'd consider it an act of war So to answer your question, that's why I can't let you run my credit"
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Ha imagine them doing the Crystal and Luna arc from the comics Tommy and Billy make an offhand comment about how they wish they had cousins to play with and Uncle Pete mentions they actually could "if not for the restraining order"
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Vision gets VERY icy when he finds out Pietro has a daughter he's never mentioned Pietro hits back - "I'm fulfilling my responsibilities as a father more than you! I have a COURT ORDER saying what I'm supposed to do for Luna - stay at least 20 miles away at all times"
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"And hey, here I am - two THOUSAND miles away I'm fulfilling my obligations ONE HUNDREDFOLD"
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"And what about child support? Are you not obligated to provide for her upkeep?" "Uh yeah what's 50% of negative $650"
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"If my ex's family wants to pay half of what the city thinks I owe them, fine by me Parenting is about shared burdens amirite"
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Vision feels like he's obligated to try to arrange some kind of reconciliation between Pietro and Luna but Wanda convinces him it's for the best "You can't rush these things, you know, not when neither of them is ready"
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"Pete tried to push the issue and got liquored up and crashed her fourth birthday party and that's why there is a restraining order" "That - that wasn't me, it was a Skrull!" "You can't use the Skrull defense EVERY TIME you get arrested, Pete!"
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Vision pushed to his breaking point to a tearful confession "No, I DON'T believe his daughter would be better off with her father in her life I don't actually care about his daughter's welfare at all I JUST WANT HIM OUT OF MY HOUSE"
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Imagine a plot where Wanda finds out their mom cheated on their dad and they do a Mamma Mia tribute episode where Magneto, the Whizzer and the High Evolutionary all compete to prove they're Wanda's dad
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Then they find out logically being Wanda's dad means having to be Pietro's dad and they all leave
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This whole thread is fantastic.
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