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Mad genius, comedian, actor, and freelance voiceover artist broadcasting from the distant shores of Lake Erie (he/him)

Broadview Heights, Ohio
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Joined August 2009

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    1. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Mar 8

      I guess what amazes me is how fucking entrenched this shitty cliquish defensive culture is, like as soon as it becomes a "UK vs. US" thing the so-called "feminism" flies right out the window

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    2. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Mar 8

      Amazing how complex and circuitous yet utterly predictable the unique British logical apparatus is that finds a justification for how the ideal system for doing anything turns out to be the way the UK currently does it No matter how fucking pants-on-head silly it is

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    3. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Mar 8

      Yes yes there's a GOOD REASON we have to have a hereditary monarchy that theoretically invests all state sovereignty in one random inbred dipshit but then devolves all that power into a quasi-representative democracy through an immense litany of stupid fucking traditions

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    4. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Mar 8

      It's like the GOOD REASON that barristers and solicitors have to be two different sets of jobs because barristers are the only ones willing to wear the silly fucking wig

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    5. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Mar 8

      And the GOOD REASON to have two entirely separate faucets for hot water and cold water so the actual stream of water is always scalding or freezing And the GOOD REASON to put a "u" in the words "neighbor" and "color" and "honour" but not "tailor", "donor", "debtor" or "horror"

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    6. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Mar 8

      It's because it's a system that evolved through a Darwinian process over time and therefore *natural selection* created a system that *lasts* because it *realistically confronts the world as it is* and isn't a pie-in-the-sky construct of would-be intelligent designers etc Ugh

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    7. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Mar 8

      I mean yes Americans are just as bad with their dumb shit about how the Constitution, a document that, no matter how you try to interpret it, is manifestly *too fucking old* to make *any sense* today, is somehow eternally perfect

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    8. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Mar 8

      But y'know I don't hang out around those people and I generally don't think of them as "on the left" And maybe it's just my own chauvinism talking but it still doesn't strike me as obviously bullshit in the way the defense of the monarchy and House of Lords is

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    9. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Mar 8

      You guys don't JUST have a Queen you still have Dukes and Marquesses and Earls and Countesses and Viscounts and Baronets and shit You have the whole damn kit and kaboodle No one else does that, they all mostly gave up that shit years ago

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    10. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Mar 8

      Like shit Japan still has an Emperor and the imperial family, sure But that's it, it's one guy They abolished the peerage in 1947, they don't still have a WHOLE CLASS of bluebloods who are special and better than you because they "rule" their house and the fields around it

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      Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Mar 8

      I can just barely imagine living in a country where there was a King of America and you had to bow to him and whatnot but I cannot deal with having to do the same for some fuckstick going around being the Duke of Ohio or the Count of Cuyahoga or some shit People would rise up

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        2. Grand Moff Snarkin, The Funkular Fury‏ @N7IRL Mar 8
          Replying to @arthur_affect

          I mean Mitch McConnell has done jack shit for his constituents but still serves and got his wife into an admin role, so...

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        3. Grand Moff Snarkin, The Funkular Fury‏ @N7IRL Mar 8
          Replying to @N7IRL @arthur_affect

          We might not have the trappings but conservatives - and liberals to some extent - are pretty okay with semi-permanent, even inherited roles and titles.

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        1. Jonathan‏ @jonathan_gin3 Mar 8
          Replying to @arthur_affect

          There will only ever be one royal personage of America, Emperor Norton the First

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        1. direct antistate stimulation‏ @the_damn_muteKi Mar 8
          Replying to @arthur_affect

          Dukes have only one purpose, codifying rules for white people martial arts

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        2. chatham harrison dba SENATUS DELENDUS EST‏ @chathamharrison Mar 8
          Replying to @arthur_affect

          In America we replaced counts & barons with car dealers & real estate developers Genuinely a huge improvement, still an absolute pain in the neck

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        3. Jonathan‏ @jonathan_gin3 Mar 8
          Replying to @chathamharrison @arthur_affect

          Not if you use a gulliotine right, almost painless

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        1. Rubber Baron‏ @dmwoodward Mar 8
          Replying to @arthur_affect

          Coming to America 3... the Atlantic Triangle (prequel)

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        2. Secret Gamer Girl‏ @SecretGamerGrrl Mar 8
          Replying to @arthur_affect

          I'm sorry it's just obligatory with that setup.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlXHCykk7fU …

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        3. Nick‏ @Nicklexic Mar 8
          Replying to @SecretGamerGrrl @arthur_affect

          I came here looking for this. Thank you for not disappointing.

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        1. August Fresnel‏ @AugustFresnel Mar 8
          Replying to @arthur_affect

          Can we all just agree that Bill Watterson is the Count of Cuyahoga?

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