"I'm the best driver in this whole family! I've been to traffic school *five times*! Most of you have barely done it once!"
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Yes, including the part where the civil war is brought up by racists whenever people point out racism is still a problem. PJ still has a problem. But also, obviously, he never really had a problem and his problem was with tariffs not the n word... According to some textbooks.
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that has got to be a clickhole headline, i refuse to believe
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*Chris Rock voice* I take care of my kids!
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Some countries NEVER ended slavery! Or started it, but that's irrelevant
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Haiti would like a word, monsieur...
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The linked story is like a parody of "I'm not racist"
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