I’m sorry but if it was a parrot I would never read another piece of writing ever. Only Poe’s the parrot.
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Having a more whimsical, colorful bird repeatedly tell you your dead wife is never coming back and you're never going to get over it would kind of add insult to injury wouldn't it
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I fucking love the idea of a parrot croaking "nevermore." It'd have to be one of the giant rainbow macaws for maximum effect.
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It's the Pastel Goth version of the poem
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Quoth the parrot: *whistle* Polly wanna cracker!
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That makes so much sense.
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"good job, edgarrrr" someone said and then he had to change it
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I fact-checked you (I shouldn’t have doubted) and not only is this true but there was an 1856 satire of The Raven called The Parrot. It really just doesn’t hit the same. https://dp.la/primary-source-sets/the-raven-by-edgar-allan-poe/sources/766 …pic.twitter.com/l2XmIBKdWc
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This is basically what owning a parrot is like: Arguing with a flying cat the size of a slipper that occasionally insults you using words you taught it.
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