What happens at secret inauguration stays at secret inauguration
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The first rule of the secret inauguration is that you don't talk about the secret inauguration. The second rule of the secret inauguration is that you don't talk about the secret inauguration, and if it's your first secret inauguration, you have to be president.
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...secretly.
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yes but it won't be revealed until the next solar cruxus as per the first declaration of independence
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Well the secret part checks out
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lol no
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It's been rescheduled for April... April 1st, I imagine
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If it did, it was so secret that even Donald didn't know about it.
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Apparently it’s been pushed to March 20th—so only a couple of more weeks!
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He'll always be president in my heart; specifically, the part of my heart that will collapse to stress-induced angina because of his presidency.
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