Feels like he wanted to say "tears" but that wasn't edgy enough and "blood" sounded too much like a credible threat So he settled on a bodily fluid that seems to have the exact opposite of its intended implication
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also cum is generally to sticky and dries too quickly to be used as lubricant.
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Right? He is not taking good care of that weapon.
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I'm close to laughtears.
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Some kind of a My Uncle Oswald situation (a book I regret reading as a kid)?
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Plot twist: He's a communist and gets it through... uh... negotiation
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I feel like if it had said "blood" it would have been more violent but so much less confusing
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But perhaps a bit illegal?
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