Yeah, in my experience most of them are still hung up on “It wasn’t a WHALE it was a BIG FISH” and I had to remind them that that’s even worse, because, y’know, mammals at least have some air in there, but they weren’t really big on science
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That's because they're stupid and don't even understand what "taking the Bible literally" means I mean they don't understand the basics of how language works, which is why they don't understand what "taking the Bible literally" means
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They act like they believe the NIV Bible appeared written in English on magic tablets inscribed by God, and God also inscribed the current year's edition of the Oxford English Dictionary next to them so you can know what each word "objectively means"
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(The Hebrew word "dag" meaning "sea creature" is translated as "fish" but doesn't *mean* "fish" the way English-speaking biologists today mean "fish" because none of those biologists were born yet Hell "fish" doesn't really mean that either, hence "shellfish")
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Even the conventional modern definition of fish is polyphyletic and therefore not particularly useful to biologists, isn't it?
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The word "fish" is *paraphyletic*, which isn't as bad as being polyphyletic It's an otherwise monophyletic group that excludes a subset within it - "fish" is all vertebrates excluding tetrapods
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There's a lot of such groups - "monkeys" is all primates excluding apes, "dinosaurs", in the classic sense, is all saurians with erect limbs that aren't birds, the way most people say "animals" means all animals that aren't humans
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The whole "progress" model of evolution is ALL ABOUT this concept - the idea that plants and animals "emerged from" primordial life, that land animals "emerged from" fish, that true apes "emerged from" monkeys and we "emerged from" them
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And so the coining of the term "paraphyletic group" was a self-conscious attack on this POV, which people now consider misleading and damaging in its triumphalism There is no objective reason to say one branch did the "emerging" and left all the others "behind"
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Which leads to the idea of being "more evolved" or "less evolved", like it's a contest, like everything isn't evolving all the time Like humans "emerging from" apes means we're the only ones who figured out what we were meant to be and gorillas just haven't graduated
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Which is why people will insist on redefining the terms to be monophyletic, to make the point, even though it sounds weird to some people Humans *are* apes and apes *are* monkeys
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Birds *are* dinosaurs (rather than this misleading idea "dinosaurs became birds to avoid extinction, like they held a meeting) And hence "land animals" (tetrapods) *are* fish, it's not like "moving to the land" has any objective meaning in evolutionary terms
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After all the whales and dolphins and shit did in fact move back so then by the rules do they get to be fish again Who decides
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