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Mad genius, comedian, actor, and freelance voiceover artist broadcasting from the distant shores of Lake Erie (he/him)

Broadview Heights, Ohio
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    1. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 19

      Arthur Chu Retweeted Emily VanDerWerff  🙋‍♀️

      I had the most tiresome arguments with fundie classmates over whether it was theoretically possible for Jonah's story to be literally true if God gave him an invisible magic diving suit after the whale ate him for the sake of making his point or somethinghttps://twitter.com/emilyvdw/status/1362945543312302080 …

      Arthur Chu added,

      Emily says: And then God is, like, "HERE'S A STORM, AND IF YOU SAILORS THROW JONAH INTO THE SEA, I'LL TAKE IT AWAY." 5:52 So they do. 5:52 And the storm goes away. 5:53 And Jonah is, like, "I'm sorry I doubted you, Lord. I'll do anything to make it up to you if you just keep me from drowning." 5:53 At which point -- giant fish, which is the record scratch freeze frame "Yep that's me" of this story in the popular consciousness. Then Cassie says: that’s a really bad parable
      Emily VanDerWerff  🙋‍♀️Verified account @emilyvdw
      Explaining the story of Jonah from the Bible to @CassieCeleste pic.twitter.com/IviZ66oQ2X
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    2. It is no longer November, Dave‏ @6502_ftw Feb 19
      Replying to @arthur_affect

      Yeah, in my experience most of them are still hung up on “It wasn’t a WHALE it was a BIG FISH” and I had to remind them that that’s even worse, because, y’know, mammals at least have some air in there, but they weren’t really big on science

      2 replies 0 retweets 35 likes
    3. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 19
      Replying to @6502_ftw

      That's because they're stupid and don't even understand what "taking the Bible literally" means I mean they don't understand the basics of how language works, which is why they don't understand what "taking the Bible literally" means

      1 reply 1 retweet 63 likes
    4. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 19
      Replying to @arthur_affect @6502_ftw

      They act like they believe the NIV Bible appeared written in English on magic tablets inscribed by God, and God also inscribed the current year's edition of the Oxford English Dictionary next to them so you can know what each word "objectively means"

      6 replies 5 retweets 68 likes
    5. Annatar, lord of redistributive policy‏ @epistemophagy Feb 19
      Replying to @arthur_affect @6502_ftw

      Which is bizarre because the version of the Bible that appeared written on magic tablets inscribed by God is, of course, the NASB

      3 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
    6. Annatar, lord of redistributive policy‏ @epistemophagy Feb 19
      Replying to @epistemophagy @arthur_affect @6502_ftw

      Also on this topic: there's, in my opinion, a good argument that Jesus and, at minimum, Philip the Evangelist, knowingly consciously said trans rights, but the word around which the argument revolves was translated as its English cognate, which has a different meaning

      1 reply 1 retweet 17 likes
    7. Peter MacDonald‏ @PikeBot Feb 19
      Replying to @epistemophagy @arthur_affect @6502_ftw

      Really! I'd be interested in reading said argument. Is there an explainer somewhere?

      1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
    8. Annatar, lord of redistributive policy‏ @epistemophagy Feb 19
      Replying to @PikeBot @arthur_affect @6502_ftw

      I don't recall where I originally heard it but basically it's around Matthew 19, Acts 8, and the translation of the word "eunukhos"

      1 reply 1 retweet 12 likes
    9. Annatar, lord of redistributive policy‏ @epistemophagy Feb 19
      Replying to @epistemophagy @PikeBot and

      The current meaning of "eunuch" is "castrated cis man," but in a lot of Indo-European languages, including Greek, "eunuch" actually referred to a supercategory which included both eunuchs in the modern sense as well as intersex and trans people

      2 replies 2 retweets 23 likes
      Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 19
      Replying to @epistemophagy @PikeBot @6502_ftw

      Yup, and indeed the narrow definition of "eunuch" actively does not make sense with what Jesus is saying here - that God made some people eunuchs from birth, some were forcibly made eunuchs by other people and some voluntarily chose to be eunuchs

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        2. Annatar, lord of redistributive policy‏ @epistemophagy Feb 19
          Replying to @arthur_affect @PikeBot @6502_ftw

          I grew up in an internet culture where New Atheism was still current and I thought a lot of it was very sensible, but I also was raised in a Mormon family and went to a Catholic school, so while I have a lot of Cool Atheist Kid thinking, I fundamentally need to know WJWD

          1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
        3. Annatar, lord of redistributive policy‏ @epistemophagy Feb 19
          Replying to @epistemophagy @arthur_affect and

          And when I realised it was transition or die, Matthew 19:12 was the (literal) salve I needed, because it combined with my existing Narnia theology and I realised that maybe Christ would be okay with me transitioning if it meant I could do good works

          1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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