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Mad genius, comedian, actor, and freelance voiceover artist broadcasting from the distant shores of Lake Erie (he/him)

Broadview Heights, Ohio
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    1. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 19

      Arthur Chu Retweeted Emily VanDerWerff  🙋‍♀️

      I had the most tiresome arguments with fundie classmates over whether it was theoretically possible for Jonah's story to be literally true if God gave him an invisible magic diving suit after the whale ate him for the sake of making his point or somethinghttps://twitter.com/emilyvdw/status/1362945543312302080 …

      Arthur Chu added,

      Emily says: And then God is, like, "HERE'S A STORM, AND IF YOU SAILORS THROW JONAH INTO THE SEA, I'LL TAKE IT AWAY." 5:52 So they do. 5:52 And the storm goes away. 5:53 And Jonah is, like, "I'm sorry I doubted you, Lord. I'll do anything to make it up to you if you just keep me from drowning." 5:53 At which point -- giant fish, which is the record scratch freeze frame "Yep that's me" of this story in the popular consciousness. Then Cassie says: that’s a really bad parable
      Emily VanDerWerff  🙋‍♀️Verified account @emilyvdw
      Explaining the story of Jonah from the Bible to @CassieCeleste pic.twitter.com/IviZ66oQ2X
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    2. It is no longer November, Dave‏ @6502_ftw Feb 19
      Replying to @arthur_affect

      Yeah, in my experience most of them are still hung up on “It wasn’t a WHALE it was a BIG FISH” and I had to remind them that that’s even worse, because, y’know, mammals at least have some air in there, but they weren’t really big on science

      2 replies 0 retweets 35 likes
    3. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 19
      Replying to @6502_ftw

      That's because they're stupid and don't even understand what "taking the Bible literally" means I mean they don't understand the basics of how language works, which is why they don't understand what "taking the Bible literally" means

      1 reply 1 retweet 63 likes
    4. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 19
      Replying to @arthur_affect @6502_ftw

      They act like they believe the NIV Bible appeared written in English on magic tablets inscribed by God, and God also inscribed the current year's edition of the Oxford English Dictionary next to them so you can know what each word "objectively means"

      6 replies 5 retweets 68 likes
    5. Annatar, lord of redistributive policy‏ @epistemophagy Feb 19
      Replying to @arthur_affect @6502_ftw

      Which is bizarre because the version of the Bible that appeared written on magic tablets inscribed by God is, of course, the NASB

      3 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
    6. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 19
      Replying to @epistemophagy @6502_ftw

      My fundie classmates who were actually smart despaired at how incredibly popular the NIV was when from any scholarly POV the NIV is an extremely loosey-goosey, agenda-driven translation

      2 replies 2 retweets 32 likes
    7. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 19
      Replying to @arthur_affect @6502_ftw

      Like it is very obviously starting off with what the evangelical interpretation of what the Bible means already in mind, then *using that to generate translations for concepts* Which most people who care about fair and logical debate think is cheating

      1 reply 1 retweet 29 likes
    8. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 19
      Replying to @arthur_affect @6502_ftw

      The thing is the really hardcore fundies were like "You shouldn't have to do this, if our doctrine is the plain meaning of Scripture then it can stand on its own without needing a thumb on the scales in the translation most people read" (It can't actually)

      1 reply 1 retweet 26 likes
    9. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 19
      Replying to @arthur_affect @6502_ftw

      Lots of random examples but the one that always gets me is them choosing the weak-ass phrase "sinful nature" to translate "sarx" in Paul's letters when "sarx" is a very simple, common Greek word with a very simple meaning "flesh"

      1 reply 2 retweets 29 likes
    10. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 19
      Replying to @arthur_affect @6502_ftw

      And to just jump ahead to the end of the debate and be like "Okay what he MEANT by that was -- " is to cheat and skip over the long and actually quite difficult question of what "the flesh" that makes you do bad things means And sounds way less metal

      1 reply 2 retweets 28 likes
      Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 19
      Replying to @arthur_affect @6502_ftw

      I have said elsewhere that, in the tradition of True Detective S1, you get a lot closer to what *I* think Paul actually meant and also a lot closer to his truly deranged, guy-melting-down-in-the-subway emotional state if you translate "sarx" as "meat"

      6:42 PM - 19 Feb 2021
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        2. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 19
          Replying to @arthur_affect @6502_ftw

          "THE MEAT! THE MEAT! I'M TRAPPED INSIDE THIS FUCKING PILE OF FUCKING MEAT! I'M NOT DOING THIS SHIT, THE MEAT IS DOING IT, I'M SCREAMING FROM INSIDE THE MEAT BUT EVERYONE THINKS THE MEAT IS ME HOW DO I ESCAPE THE MEAT?!?"

          6 replies 7 retweets 66 likes
        3. Susieus Maximus‏ @SusieusMaximus Feb 19
          Replying to @arthur_affect @6502_ftw

          The two conversations on my feed I'm paying attention to right now are a passionate discussion of the Arby's 5 for 5$ and this, and you can imagine how confused I just got.

          2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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