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Mad genius, comedian, actor, and freelance voiceover artist broadcasting from the distant shores of Lake Erie (he/him)

Broadview Heights, Ohio
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    1. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 19

      Arthur Chu Retweeted Emily VanDerWerff  🙋‍♀️

      I had the most tiresome arguments with fundie classmates over whether it was theoretically possible for Jonah's story to be literally true if God gave him an invisible magic diving suit after the whale ate him for the sake of making his point or somethinghttps://twitter.com/emilyvdw/status/1362945543312302080 …

      Arthur Chu added,

      Emily says: And then God is, like, "HERE'S A STORM, AND IF YOU SAILORS THROW JONAH INTO THE SEA, I'LL TAKE IT AWAY." 5:52 So they do. 5:52 And the storm goes away. 5:53 And Jonah is, like, "I'm sorry I doubted you, Lord. I'll do anything to make it up to you if you just keep me from drowning." 5:53 At which point -- giant fish, which is the record scratch freeze frame "Yep that's me" of this story in the popular consciousness. Then Cassie says: that’s a really bad parable
      Emily VanDerWerff  🙋‍♀️Verified account @emilyvdw
      Explaining the story of Jonah from the Bible to @CassieCeleste pic.twitter.com/IviZ66oQ2X
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    2. It is no longer November, Dave‏ @6502_ftw Feb 19
      Replying to @arthur_affect

      Yeah, in my experience most of them are still hung up on “It wasn’t a WHALE it was a BIG FISH” and I had to remind them that that’s even worse, because, y’know, mammals at least have some air in there, but they weren’t really big on science

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    3. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 19
      Replying to @6502_ftw

      That's because they're stupid and don't even understand what "taking the Bible literally" means I mean they don't understand the basics of how language works, which is why they don't understand what "taking the Bible literally" means

      1 reply 1 retweet 63 likes
    4. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 19
      Replying to @arthur_affect @6502_ftw

      They act like they believe the NIV Bible appeared written in English on magic tablets inscribed by God, and God also inscribed the current year's edition of the Oxford English Dictionary next to them so you can know what each word "objectively means"

      6 replies 5 retweets 68 likes
      Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 19
      Replying to @arthur_affect @6502_ftw

      (The Hebrew word "dag" meaning "sea creature" is translated as "fish" but doesn't *mean* "fish" the way English-speaking biologists today mean "fish" because none of those biologists were born yet Hell "fish" doesn't really mean that either, hence "shellfish")

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        2. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 19
          Replying to @arthur_affect @6502_ftw

          (But I already did a tiresome nerd thread a while back on how the Chinese word 鼠 doesn't really mean "rat" but the general idea "rodent" But it doesn't mean the modern scientific definition of "rodent", it just means "ratlike thing")

          1 reply 1 retweet 32 likes
        3. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 19
          Replying to @arthur_affect @6502_ftw

          Btw the fact that the Hebrew word for "fish" is "dag" is what led people to think the ancient Canaanite deity "Dagon" was a sea-god, and led Lovecraft to write The Shadow Over Innsmouth where he's a horrifying fish-man who spawns a race of hybrid fish-people

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        1. Andrew A. Gill‏ @andrewagill Feb 19
          Replying to @arthur_affect @6502_ftw

          Fish aren't real!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhwcEvMJz1Y …

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        2. @ruby@social.coop‏ @_michaelruby_ Feb 19
          Replying to @arthur_affect @6502_ftw

          A tuna is more closely related to us than to a shark. The most recent common ancestor of all the species that we call fish is identical to the most recent common ancestor of fish and us. Messy natural language terms are rarely monophyletic.

          1 reply 2 retweets 15 likes
        3. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 19
          Replying to @_michaelruby_ @6502_ftw

          Yeah it's fun to be an ultra-pedant and say that from a cladistic perspective, sure a "starfish" absolutely is not a fish, but a whale absolutely is (as are all mammals, including humans)

          3 replies 2 retweets 15 likes
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        2. Random832‏ @Random832 Feb 19
          Replying to @arthur_affect @6502_ftw

          Even the conventional modern definition of fish is polyphyletic and therefore not particularly useful to biologists, isn't it?

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        3. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 19
          Replying to @Random832 @6502_ftw

          The word "fish" is *paraphyletic*, which isn't as bad as being polyphyletic It's an otherwise monophyletic group that excludes a subset within it - "fish" is all vertebrates excluding tetrapods

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