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Mad genius, comedian, actor, and freelance voiceover artist broadcasting from the distant shores of Lake Erie (he/him)

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    1. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 19

      Arthur Chu Retweeted Emily VanDerWerff  🙋‍♀️

      I had the most tiresome arguments with fundie classmates over whether it was theoretically possible for Jonah's story to be literally true if God gave him an invisible magic diving suit after the whale ate him for the sake of making his point or somethinghttps://twitter.com/emilyvdw/status/1362945543312302080 …

      Arthur Chu added,

      Emily says: And then God is, like, "HERE'S A STORM, AND IF YOU SAILORS THROW JONAH INTO THE SEA, I'LL TAKE IT AWAY." 5:52 So they do. 5:52 And the storm goes away. 5:53 And Jonah is, like, "I'm sorry I doubted you, Lord. I'll do anything to make it up to you if you just keep me from drowning." 5:53 At which point -- giant fish, which is the record scratch freeze frame "Yep that's me" of this story in the popular consciousness. Then Cassie says: that’s a really bad parable
      Emily VanDerWerff  🙋‍♀️Verified account @emilyvdw
      Explaining the story of Jonah from the Bible to @CassieCeleste pic.twitter.com/IviZ66oQ2X
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      Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 19

      It's not even that it's generally impossible for a whale (or whatever giant sea creature) to swallow something the size of an adult human and survive, although it is It's the part where *Jonah* survives, and not just that but is *conscious*

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        2. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 19

          And spends the whole time inside the whale feeling bad and praying for forgiveness and shit This is *in the depths of the ocean* Where is he getting air from with which to say anything to God

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        3. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 19

          The Jonah story is such a problem for Biblical literalists that someone went viral in the 19th century for saying it happened to him, even though his own wife later told everyone he was bullshittinghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Bartley …

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        4. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 19

          (The reference to Jonah in the Disney classic Pinocchio with Geppetto living in there for like a month greatly exaggerates the size of even the largest whales while taking immense liberties with their anatomy)

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        5. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect Feb 19

          (An air pocket that big inside its body cavity would be... at the very least, extremely uncomfortable Maybe that's why Monstro is so grumpy, from being gassy)

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        2. This place is not a place of honor.‏ @ComradeGorbash Feb 19
          Replying to @arthur_affect

          It always baffles me that fundamentalists will actually come up with justifications to explain it, when their entire deal is supposed to be "God made the rules and can do whatever He wants, even if it break the rules"

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        3. This place is not a place of honor.‏ @ComradeGorbash Feb 19
          Replying to @ComradeGorbash @arthur_affect

          Thought TBF not being able to recognize your own supposed contention shows up all across the political spectrum as well.

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