*palast, autocorrect. Anyway those younger than me might not remember a time when presidents didn’t pussygrab and perhaps will not remember the long ago well after we spent years listening to people reporting on what bill clinton did with his dick
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Like my growing up: Birth-16: we don’t talk about blow jobs in public 16-19:all any of the grownups talk about is blow jobs, but mostly in the context of asking can we talk about blow jobs and how do we explain blow jobs to the children and 19-22: war and blow jobs
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So to cut the mic over that was...pearl-clutchy. But it’s an official uni event with a presidential candidate so okay we’re all very polite and we’re back to not saying blow job in front of the innocent and pure college students
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Bro gets his mic cut And dude fucking loses it. Security grabs him and tells him to leave and this absolute legend of a bro singularity RUNS AT THE STAGE SCREAMING. The one with the Presidential candidate on it. The one with a security detail. He rushes. The. Stage. Yelling.
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Security has five bodies on him wrestling him back towards the rear exit. They’re yelling at him to stop resisting. He’s screaming he didn’t do anything wrong and why isn’t anyone in this whole auditorium helping him. Parents of toddlers will know that stiff-body public tantrum
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So they wrestle him to the back and this has been a long drawn out drama and Kerry gets on the mic and says they’ll wrap it up once the situation is handled and everyone stares at this fracas And at that point something fucking magical happened
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At that point, after he’s been clearly told multiple times to stop resisting, to put his hands behind his back, etc etc. MULTIPLE times, and he’s screaming the whole while in a way that makes you think he’s gonna unironically yell “help, help, I’m being repressed” next
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At that point an officer loudly tells him to stop resisting or he will be tased And this man, this young man yells “BRO, DON’T TASE ME! DON’T TASE ME, BRO!” He does not stop resisting. He does get tased. Here is maybe the last half of it?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6bVa6jn4rpE …
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When I tell you that shit went viral I mean Twitter wasn’t even invented yet and we had “don’t tase me bro” T-shirts and they put “tase” in the dictionary that year like they added twerk not long ago It was a decade before the Great Pumpkin Riots of 2014
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Replying to @KillerMartinis
Tom the Dancing Bug had previously done a comic about the "evolution of a catchphrase" tracing the linguistic evolution of "Everybody Wang Chung Tonight" over the course of a decadehttps://www.gocomics.com/tomthedancingbug/1998/09/06 …
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In 2007, he did a parody of this past comic, tracing the linguistic evolution of "Don't Tase Me, Bro" which now took place, thanks to the Internet, over the course of a single monthhttps://www.gocomics.com/tomthedancingbug/2007/10/06/ …
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